What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Octopussy

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